I am not your option!

Single life is hard!

Especially since I am a single mom. I mean I respect my son and myself well enough that I don't bring him into anything. I mean it would have to be really serious for that to happen. I have dated, as in going out to a place to get to know each other, quite a few guys. Even when I think I have changed something about my selection process that will result in 

better standings...I am slammed in the face with a Haha.

A few weeks ago I decided to cleanse my phone and text messages by deleting people, guys, that I don't speak to much or at all anymore. So needless to say, if you have sent a text to me recently and I didn't reply'with "Who's this" then you're lucky. Don't take that for granted because it may not last!

Why should I continue to invest so much when it is not being reciprocated by the other person? I don't want your excuses about how you are too busy with this or that. I mean honestly...it takes less than 10 seconds to send a text saying "hi, how you been?" or "hey, thinking about you. Hope all is well." Let's not even start on those that obviously just want a booty call. Don't bother wasting your time...and when I say I am not interested, don't view that as a challenge to try and change my decision.

Now that I am slightly stepping off the soapbox...there is an unspoken acceptance of age difference. Normally it is ok for a man to date a younger woman. Woman do not typically date younger men. OK, that statement was completely stereotypical. Let's change that up a bit. I have normally only dated older men...something to do with maturity. I have yet to find someone younger in age that is able to hold his own, and no I do not mean THAT....sicko! LOL. I am such a sarcastic person as it is...it takes quite a character to be able to handle this. I have recently found that there is an increasing fascination developing, in the younger generation, for me. I think since I have turned 30...I am consistently being hit on by 20 and 21 year olds : / That or people who are old enough to be my dad.

I even got a drunk/lovesick text and call in the middle of the night this past weekend. Someone who claims he wants to be there but doesn't put forth any effort. "I have just been busy with work." Ummm, yea....I don't even want to hear it. 

Fix your life!

On that note - don't treat me like an option. I am only going to stick around for so long because it is not fair to me. I will put forth effort until I realize it is not being reciprocated back and then I will move on. If you are reading this thinking that it is possibly you...it just might be. In the end, your loss unless you do something about it. Muah!

2nd weekend of Faire!

What an amazing weekend!

As promised this blog with be slightly longer than the last. Not to mention a double hitter as secondary blog will be posted about the progress/frustrations of single life. Lucky you guys! LOL

OK...so Saturday started off great. Added an addition 5 "gun inspections" for a total of 25 to date. I didn't try as hard as I could have, but I am not really worried about acheiving said goal. Not to mention that the beautiful bone pin lady completed my order. So now I have a pin stating that I am a Gun Inspector, it is obviously official...hehe. If you haven't paid her a visit you should!

Some of my family showed up so the rest of the day was spent as a normal faire goer. I even changed into normal clothes. Thank you First Aid. I will now and forever remember regular clothes during faire hours as "being naked." Was able to have dinner off-site with my family. Great laughs. Love how we can get together and completely make fun and talk crap to each other in such a loving manner...lol...but seriously Jenn, get rid of that old lady jacket!

Sunday was awesome. My Twinagain decided not to join the front gate festivities, I mean work, but that is excusable because she escorted Ben to the depths of our twisted town. :) Todd Stashwick as nice enough to take a picture with me. If you don't know who he is...look him up.

The 12:30 Washing Well Wenches show was unbelievable. I do not think I have ever laughed so hard. To the man in the "kilt," which was really a plaid blanket held up by a belt, thank you for going commando. As you reached the top of the hill and your backside was suddenly exposed caused by the falling of said fabric...well, yea. ::Chuckle::

Interpreting for Broon on Sunday was hilarious. He truly is an amazing act. His shows are always such a positive and fun challenge for us as interpreters because the randomness in his shows are taken to a whole different level. I mean whereelse can you be backstage in you super secret lounge resting in your hyperbaric chamber filled with warm apple sauce and electrodes connected to all seven of your nipples as angry ferrets bang Inagaddadavida on your forehead with pork ribs...etc... <-----YEA! :D

In closing - I was able to put in some more work on my mini-cloak and I am happy to annouce that it should be done by this coming weekend! 5 more weekends to go! That is plenty of time for more shenanigans, laughs, hugs, and GUN INSPECTIONS! Hehehe.

Whoooo Wheeee!

First weekend of faire is over and we are approaching on the 2nd. Well - approaching as in tomorrow :) I had such a blast. It is really one of those things that you have to take on with an open mind and readiness for a fun-time.

For those that don't know....and those that need a reminder...lol. I have a fascination for arms. I have been given a goal of 150 for the season. What does that mean? That means that I have to "convince" 150 participants (that I do not know) or customers to let me "inspect their guns" - safety reasons of course! LOL

I am proud to announce that for the first weekend I was able to achieve 20/150. So if you are a faire participant that I do not know....come find me. Help me out. If you are a faire participant that I do know....come find me anyways....LOL.

This post will be short and sweet. I have a job assignment that must be fulfilled. Until Monday my beauties! Stay tuned for a summary of actions from 2nd weekend!